Benitez hoodoos Wenger again

Master tactician Rafa Benitez again out psyched Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger in press conferences today, pouring a metaphorical bucket of gazpacho over the wizened Frenchman’s visage.

Calling in the Kop as aide de combat, the veteran Liverpool manager warned WENGER that his little team of nimble pixies would be scared stiff of Anfield from the moment of arrival in Liverpool, to the moment the foreign referee blew the final whistle on this English game, just like Chelsea were.

Arsene Wenger is confident that this is the year, the team is confident, he is confident, Charlie George is confident. Nothing can go wrong, the Liverpool ‘boot the ball’ hard cases will surrender to his troupe of performing Hleb and Fabregas stuntmen. Van Persie, the man with the enormous left foot, will again play football from a different planet. People of Mars, you have been warned, there is a size 5 adidas football heading your way.

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