Of course after buying himself a smart little third of a million pound runaround, an old banger if you will, Wayne Rooney will have other things on his mind than football and winning the champions league.
First, how fast will his new car go? What is the point on so ostentatiously spending out on another motor [...]

The Conspiracyreview.com website is pleased to report that Rick Astley and his Pete Waterman hit Never gonna give you up, or whatever it’s called is NOT going to be the Man U theme song. Beware of rick rolling, ok! So if anyone offers you a Rick Astley CD with THAT song on it, don’t hand it [...]

Arsene Wenger, who hasn’t won a trophy for three years is apparently hiding inside the Emirates Stadium and refusing to come out unless journalists ask him about the Premier League.
Wenger is confident, the team is confident, and black sheep David Dean is confident that Arsenal will win the premier league this summer. Wenger has warmed [...]

Master tactician Rafa Benitez again out psyched Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger in press conferences today, pouring a metaphorical bucket of gazpacho over the wizened Frenchman’s visage.
Calling in the Kop as aide de combat, the veteran Liverpool manager warned WENGER that his little team of nimble pixies would be scared stiff of Anfield from the moment of arrival in Liverpool, [...]

Well having played the demo of football manager in the past, I still can’t understand what all the fuss is about. It’s like working at a spreadsheet without getting paid for all your hard work. Then the football manager random elements kick in, now football of course has random elements, but the feedback I’ve heard is [...]

Shame, we invented the game and we keep losing. Bad luck David James, you are a good keeper and were only a little bit out tackling Anelka, who always plays well against the English.
Football is fun, and I’m not going to wallow in grief about losing a friendly to France. Nor should you. By the [...]