London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Plans Leaked by official

London has plans to outdo the fantastic Beijing Olympic opening ceremony in 2012. The crowning centerpiece of these ceremonies is the lighting of the official Olympic torch which shines over the main Olympic stadium for the duration of the games.

Plans for the 2012 London Olympic opening ceremony have been leaked by an official, revealing the amazing genius of the plans for the lighting of the Olympic torch in London. The torch will not be a torch, it is planned to use a gigantic gas cooker, specially constructed by Naff cookers, for this ceremony, with gas directly piped from a town gas facility, in place of a conventional Olympic torch.

Prince Charles will himself light the enormous hundred foot high cooker, by turning on one of the gas rings with his left hand, and igniting it with his right, with the aid of a bic pocket lighter, (refillable), and the ring will, provided the olympic commitee does not default on the standing charge, remain lit for fourteen days.

The official confirmed that the advantage of this system over the Beijing torch is its multiple redundancy. ‘Should the flame go out on one ring, there are three others in reserve’, the official, a Mr Coe, was quoted as saying.

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