Viagra fuelled hamster wins Nobel Prize

The Ig Nobel prizes were handed out last night, with a sexy hamster apparently showing that sex drug Viagra could aid in reducing jet lag on humans.

A Batman style net for use by banks in apprehending robbers also won special mention. A bottomless soup dish (tomato soup being piped in by small tubes at the base of the plate) took a prize.

Honorary award goes to the US Air Force for developing a gay bomb, which, when dropped on enemy forces would encourage soldiers to discard their weapons and have gay sex with each other rather than fight the US military. What ingredients are in the bomb have not been disclosed but may be linked to the hamster research as above.

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